Best N.B.A. Names

The following are good names of people who play in the N.B.A.. Often these names are amusing on their own, but are made a million times better by belonging to 7 foot tall black guys. For example, Olden Polynice looks like this:

...Despite having the name of a little old lady [source]

Other than him, there is:


Calbert Cheaney


Craig 'Speedy' Claxton


Clarence Weatherspoon


Iman Shumpert


Bo Outlaw


Carlos Boozer


Fennis Dembo


Uwe Blab 

Jrah Holiday


Yinka Dare


Lafayatte 'Fat' Lever


Mookie Blaylock - the original name for the band 'Pearl Jam'


Kermit Washington - who because of an on-court fight was remembered as 'Killer Kermit'


Pervis Ellison - who had the nickname of 'Never Nervous Pervis'

Ron Artest (who changed his name to Metta World Peace)

and my Favourite of all time, God Shammgod


Of these, I would most like to be named Clarence Weatherspoon, closely followed by Calbert Cheaney.

Sadly not real, [source]