I've just found out that my colleagues read this. It's disappointing news, especially as one of them is a housemate (guess who told them). They laughed, at who I have
mancrushes on (
twice), and gasped, at
the list of women held as sex symbols but whom I'm not so fond of. They want to know my dreamgirl list, and who am I to deny their dreams? While I have a couple of absolute Dreamgirl crushes in London, I think this wold be best just kept to 'celebrities,' - so... without further stalling, here is a list of 4:
1. Odette Annable
I know her solely from House. I am, despite myself, fond of that show, and she has helped (although for the last season only.) Within the story, she was working in a prison before House recruited her into his gang so that she could suggest Wiffles every episode. She is too pretty for a men's prison, which is something I rarely say. I think she was also in that Cloverfield too, which I haven't seen. Either way, she's a doll (who could use a feeding up, she's borderline 'too thin')
2. Harumi Nemoto
In her prime, the ideal woman: pretty tall, vuluptous, and a babe. I say in her prime because I think she's retired from modelling, and hasn't been heard of since like 2005. However, I can't imagine her not being still hot.A model friend of mine* said (in 2004) that she met her on a model tour and was jealous for the first time in her life. Definite marriage material.
3. Natalie Blair
Better known to me as Carmella from Neighbours. I used to watch Neighbours with an ex, mainly in a vain attempt to make her happy, but I wasn't complaining when Carmella was on the show. There was an episode where she slunk around in her bra for the entirety. I've seen and done some great things in my life, but merely watching that might be the highlight.
4. Sandrine Gruda
Yeah, I've watched the WNBA unironically. Does that automatically make me a feminist? She's cute, she's athletic, she's French, and she's even taller than I am. Sold.
N.B. If this list was composed during the olympics,
there would be at least a dozen woman volleyball players on it. I don't mean beach
volleyball players, but the indoor ones. I don't understand the fuss the Masturbator's Alliance is making over the Beach Volleyball, for me, regular volleyball is much better- a team of women over 6 feet tall and wearing hotpants. I'll be glued to the set, so to speak.
Oh, and there was a girl on Byker Grove recently who is a megababe, but I never watched it for more than 20 seconds, so I don't know her name. Also Marion Cotillard is hot too.
In conclusion, this has been illuminating and humiliating.
p.s. - one of my colleagues is a dreamgirl. Which one though, is, and will remain, a mystery.
*who is now married with a kid.
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